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The Undefeated Are Dead
Kyle drops 188.90 to end Jason's perfect season. Levi takes down David with a quarterback warehouse. Guy scores 85.
Read the Week 5 recap →
Woo Pig Sooie!
Chris drops 184.02 on undefeated Kyle. Stephen finally wins. David and Jason stay perfect. Guy loses by 0.84.
Read the Week 4 recap →
We Have Our First 200-Point Game
Brad broke the league record with 203.28. Kyle stayed perfect. Jesse kept cooking. Stephen's schedule continued its personal vendetta.
Read the Week 3 carnage →
Josh Allen Scored 49.82 and Stephen Still Fucking Lost
Kyle dropped the week's high score. Jesse escaped the basement. David kept terrorizing the league. Josh Allen scored nearly 50 and Stephen somehow moved to 0-2.
Read the Week 2 carnage →Week 1: Some of You May Not Be Ready for This
David dropped 192. Kyle stole a win with the second-lowest score. Jesse found the basement. Week 1 immediately became a public-records problem.
Read the Week 1 carnage →
Combine + Startup Draft Roast
Stephen dominated the Combine. Three managers didn't participate. Then everyone made 22 rounds of permanent dynasty decisions. We kept the receipts.
Read the full roast →
Football Is Back, Baby.
Tell the wives we love them. Tell the kids we'll see them in February. Sunday afternoons officially belong to irrational anger and RedZone.
Read the hype manifesto →